Thursday, July 05, 2012

Die Shard

The laser show planned to mark the completion of The Shard tonight is nothing but a smokescreen.

Buried underground for millions of years, The Shard is, in fact, an alien artefact designed by evil extra-terrestrial insurgents to annihilate mankind. 

However, it's not too late to mount a massive international pre-emptive strike.

I shall be watching via wifi from the safety of an undisclosed deep-level tube platform. 

Tonight is our Independence Day.

Good Luck everyone!