UPDATE: DeDomenici Blog is happy to make it clear that the above photograph was taken shortly after an unidentified woman (not pictured) kicked Richard's pint of Bulmers all over Philippa's handbag.

This picture was taken as Seth and Philippa were graciously commencing a clean-up operation.

To our knowledge, at no point over the weekend did Philippa do a wee on the floor, and any rumours to the contrary should be taken with short shrift. Anyone that knows Philippa will tell you that she has an excellent pelvic floo.. (That's enough, Ed)