I can't fucking believe this.

It's like some horrible dystopian nightmare. Wake me up in the morning
and tell me it's a lie.

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  1. Anonymous2:58 pm

    sorry, from north of the border.

    maybe time to dress up as him again..
    cause some problems.

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  2. Richard, it's not a lie. I woke up, punched myself in the face a few times and then realised it was the truth.

    The horrible, horrible truth.

    Then I dreamed I threw a chair at him while I was hosting Have I Got News For You. That was a better dream. It was not a nightmare.

    Missed you at Chelsea theatre doing Culturail and was in Barcelona instead of Glasgow for NRLA but where will you be next? I need to review you at some point.

    Oh, it's Hazel by the way. We met... last year. At LADA. As part of the Writing From Live Art thing. We mocked the poster of LADA people and then ate all the cheese. Yes, we did.

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