I inadvertantly christened a dynamic new filmmaking movement this afternoon, whilst documenting my MEGAPIXEL performance in Berlin.
The combination of zero editing, low frame rate, the iPhone's wobbly rolling shutter, and the aftermarket 6x zoom lens creates an avant-garde aesthetic for the 21st century!
I christen it Wobblography; You wait, it'll be the new Dogme 95.
Scientific Experiment #2
METHOD
In today's blind taste test, Miss Mace administered the test subject (lab rat DeDomenici) with three naturally flavoured sun dried raisins.
The test subject was asked to determine the flavour of each.
RESULTS
The test subject gave the following responses when asked to identify the raisin-based stimuli:
a) Lemon
b) Watermelon
c) Cherry
Whereas the correct flavours were as follows:
a) Lemon
b) Orange
c) Cherry
CONCLUSION
The test subject was able to correctly identify the flavour in 66.666% of cases.
The test subject identified 33.333% incorrectly.
This speaks equally highly of both the manufacturer of the raisins and the palate of the test subject.
Also, Miss Mace should be commended for formulating both a unique and vigourously conducted experiment.
Another Scientific Experiment will take place in due course.
In a blind taste test Miss Heidi Mace cannot tell the difference between Tesco Finest Swiss 72% Plain Chocolate and Tesco Standard Plain Chocolate.
a) Miss Heidi Mace is not as posh as she looks
or
b) Tesco is conning us.
or
c) both
More research is urgently needed.
Volunteers please contact DeDomenici Blog.
Quote of the Day
"I don't want to get up early in the morning and throw custard at Peter Mandelson but I don't have a choice because democracy has failed us."
Leila Deen
Leila Deen
Artsmadmen
Presenting Miss Heidi Mace, new box office/marketing assistant at Artsadmin:
Juxtaposed with Miss Joan Holloway, office manager at Sterling Cooper, the fictional 60's ad agency featured in the American drama Mad Men:
I can only hope that, unlike poor Miss Holloway, Miss Mace is not subjected to the same misogyny, passive smoking, alcoholism, homophobia, racism and adultery prevalent in the aforementioned tv show.
Juxtaposed with Miss Joan Holloway, office manager at Sterling Cooper, the fictional 60's ad agency featured in the American drama Mad Men:
I can only hope that, unlike poor Miss Holloway, Miss Mace is not subjected to the same misogyny, passive smoking, alcoholism, homophobia, racism and adultery prevalent in the aforementioned tv show.
But I somehow doubt it.
Not while [DELETED BY MODERATOR] still works there, anyway.
Infamy.
My phone just went off twice in a talk by Alex Kelly from Third Angel.
I never thought it would happen to me. The handset in question didn't
have a sim in it, but I'd set an alarm on it yesterday, which it
clearly commited to memory. I am ashamed. Apologies to all involved.
I never thought it would happen to me. The handset in question didn't
have a sim in it, but I'd set an alarm on it yesterday, which it
clearly commited to memory. I am ashamed. Apologies to all involved.
Your Smile Is Our Reward
satisfy a problem that's their fault within fifteen minutes, the
room's free.
Today I tried to have a shower, and the water was cold. When I phoned
reception, they said there was some maintainance happening and it
would be fixed in twenty minutes.
I didn't have twenty minutes, so now I am slightly grubby looking.
Thus I should qualify for a free room status, right?
I will attempt to claim my reward this evening.
Wish me luck.
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