There's Never Been a Better Time to Invest in Art!

For those of you that are still unsure about investing in one of my sculptures, you'll be excited to learn that copies of my 2006 publication Richard Dedomenici Is Still An Artist have reached $90 each on Amazon - over 10 times the recommended retail price.

By this rationale, purchasing my sculpture Red Elastic Band Sphere today could net you over £25,000 profit by 2010.

That's an even better return than Bernard Maddof's hedge fund.


If lines are busy, call later, but do call.

The Monetisation of Psychogeography

I have just been laughing my arse off at Iain Sinclair and Chris Petit's advert for Audi:



I watch this latest development in branded film making with mixed emotions.

Namely surprise, disappointment, and jealously.


Iain Sinclair is famous for, amongst other things, walking around the M25 motorway.

Less famously, I once went round and round on the Circle Line for 43 hours.

Thus, if TfL are reading, I am willing to make a similar ad for the Tube in exchange for unlimited credit on my Oyster Card.


In the interests of full disclosure, a taster reel for Richard DeDomenici's forthcoming documentary LossRail was recently shortlisted for a Channel Four competition, sponsored by the Voltswagen Passat.

Christmas Eve in Watford

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Outpouring

Dear Mr John,

Please can you release a reworked version of Candle In The Wind to
mark the departure of Carol Vordeman from Countdown?

Perhaps you could incorporate the phrase "See you later, England's
Calculator"?

I Await Your Swift Reply,

Richard DeDomenici

Purcell Room

Bedlam

Cunts

Big Vintage

Gargle

Full English

Mittens

Chemical Breakfast

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The road to Wembley

Bright On #2

Yesterday's Old News

Here is a reference to The Black Cylinder Gallery in an article in Metro from six months ago.

That is all.

Beer mat of the year 1990

Westway

Milk and Honey Trap

Bishopsgate Police Station, rear entrance, 11:22am

I Give Them S I X M O N T H S

Alright, make that seven.

EuroNews

Finally, to round up today's review of DeDomenici-related Eurotrash, here is a Slovenian review of my Fame Asylum Project from 2006.

French Haircut 2005

I've just found myself in a 2005 French documentary, speaking shortly before this performance, judging by my outfit.

I'm right at the beginning.

But watch to the end.

J'accuse! Review: Hungarian

"The English Richard DeDomenici new generation perforate, loves interakcióba bonyolódni közönségével ( one antiglobalizációs müvészcsoportnak also tagja) Jacusse címü :) performanszában one jacuzziba invited the résztvevoket, that the müvészetrol beszélgessenek. Am I also "beugrottam" or it's afraid órára, it was fine the February languorous sunshine the free skyscape underneath macerate and borozgatni.
If elkalandoztunk, Richard every viszzaterelte the word the müvészetre, true this legtöbbször in that sunk who, that the elozo ages Glasgow-i fesztiváljának event he has spoken plus, and that, that mi also the performansz his role the hodiernal szcénában."


You can't say fairer than that.

PS. If anyone finds a better Hungaro/English translator, let me know.