To celebrate the successful switch-on of the Large Hadron Collider, here is picture of arch-satirist Chris Morris standing in front of it:
And here is an interesting podcast of a conversation between Morris and Scientist Brian Cox.
There's also one with Kevin Eldon and Simon Munnery.
All of which make me suspect that the LHC is nothing but a bewilderingly flamboyant viral marketing campaign for an as-yet unannounced late-night BBC2 comedy series.
PS. It is my ambition in life to reach a level of notoriety whereby I am invited for a tour of the Large Hadron Collider.
PPS: Even though this is likely the incoherent ramblings of a madman, it fills me with hope and joy.